Chorus This is your mother's last resort top Button it up, then show her you can pop Tie the bow, then tear the crop This is your mother's last resort top (Yeah — rip the hem, babe, never stop)
Bridge / Breakdown Snap your garter, stomp the lace Kiss the apron, smack the face Mama's watching from the porchlight Waving white—I'm neon bright bettie bondage this is your mothers last resort top
Final Chorus (double) This is your mother's last resort top Button it up, then show her you can pop Tie the bow, then tear the crop This is your mother's last resort top (Oh — rip the hem, babe, never stop) Chorus This is your mother's last resort top
Chorus This is your mother's last resort top Button it up, then show her you can pop Tie the bow, then tear the crop This is your mother's last resort top (Yeah — rip the hem, babe, never stop) stomp the lace Kiss the apron
Sing‑spoken tag over groove: "Sorry, Mama — the pattern's mine."
Pre‑chorus House rules on the bulletin, stamped in sepia ink I took them to the bonfire, watched the edges shrink